Saturday, February 25, 2012

Worship me or I will torture you FOREVER. Have a nice day! - God


Bible Quote for February 25


Bible Quote for February 25

God Punishes the Descendents of Sinners

    No child of an incestuous union may be admitted into the community of the Lord, nor any descendent of his even to the tenth generation.   (Deuteronomy 23:3 NAB)

Friday, February 24, 2012

Noah's ark questions


If you can thank him - you can blame him


Bible Quote of February 24th


Bible Quote for February 24

God is the Source of Evil Spirits 1

    The next day an evil spirit from God came over Saul, and he raged in his house.  David was in attendance, playing the harp as at other times, while Saul was holding his spear.  Saul poised his spear, thinking to nail David to the wall, but twice David escaped him.   (1 Samuel 18:10-11 NAB)

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God.


Bible Quote for Februrary 22


      Bible Quote for February 22

Eat Shit 

    Each day prepare your bread as you would barley cakes.  While all the people are watching, bake it over a fire using dried human dung as fuel and then eat the bread.  For this is what the LORD says: Israel will eat defiled bread in the Gentile lands, where I will banish them!"  Then I said, "O Sovereign LORD, must I be defiled by using human dung?  For I have never been defiled before. From the time I was a child until now I have never eaten any animal that died of sickness or that I found dead. And I have never eaten any of the animals that our laws forbid."  "All right," the LORD said.  "You may bake your bread with cow dung instead of human dung."   (Ezekiel 4:12-15 NLT)



All I have to say is THANKS for not making them use human dung.. that would be just down right creepy. I am glad you are lenient buy heck you already know that you are all know and all seeing right?

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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Bible Quote for the wicked!


 Bible Quote for February 21

The Danites Kill the Next Town. 

    But the territory of the Danites was too small for them; so the Danites marched up and attacked Leshem, which they captured and put to the sword.  Once they had taken possession of Lesham, they renamed the settlement after their ancestor Dan.   (Joshua 19:47 NAB)

You mean to tell me?

You mean to tell me - that a jewish Zombie can make me live forever if I telepathically accept him as my master all because a talking snake convinced a rib-woman to eat from a magical tree?

Friday, February 17, 2012

"God made every single thing in nature with perfect design."


If the fetus you save is gay..

If the fetus you save is gay - Will you still fight for its rights?

Thursday, February 16, 2012

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions..

I do not fear death. I had been dead billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. Mark Twain